when h.k word translate to eng.♥

wat will become when hong kong word translate into english???
let see it...♥

• Blow water. 吹水
• The monster of blowing water. 吹水怪。
• Blow the chicken. 吹雞
• You watch the road carefully 你小心睇路 。
• You go to street carefully 你出街小心D。
• Are you road? 你係唔係路呀?
• What the water are you? 你係乜水?
• Do you big me? 你大我呀?
• Zebra chops the freinds. 班馬劈友 。
• Do the world. 做世界 。
• What the ghost are you talking about? 你講乜鬼?
• Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
• Do you think I didn't arrive? 你當我無到?
• Laugh die me. 笑死我。
• American chinese is not enough. 美中不足。
• The flower in the heart angrily opens . 心花怒放。
• You have seeds ,I will give you some colours to see. 你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下。
• You are good! 你好野!
• Wear grass. 著草。
• I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。
• To collect the achievements of a hundred big families. 集百家之大成。
• You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me! 你未夠班同我講數！
• Measure water. 磅水。
• A dragon service. 一條龍服務。
• Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?
• Worship the mountain. 拜山。
• You're so small air. 你真係小氣。
• Put you on the table. 擺你上台。

hahahaha...damn fuckin...rite???